Barnyard Banter

Barnyard Banter

Welcome to Barnyard Banter, your pasture of pun-powered gear and cheeky one-liners. From “Waiting for My Motivation” skeleton-donkey tees to groan-worthy mugs and playful patches, this collection is all about lighthearted farmyard humor—no saucy innuendo, just pure punny delight for every donkey devotee. Slip on a grin (and a tee) that speaks your barn-yard mind!

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Orders over $99 ship on us—fast barn-to-porch delivery, Mon–Sat.

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A portion of every sale supports our donkey-rescue partners.

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Forged in rural North Dakota daydreams and donkey devotion, our collections are built for burro-hearted souls who wear their stubborn pride as boldly as their favorite hoodie.

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Frequently asked questions

What is the return policy?

You have 30 days from delivery to return unworn, non-custom items with tags for a refund or exchange. Custom or personalized products are only returnable if damaged or misprinted.

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Are any purchases final sale?


Yes—items marked Final Sale or Clearance, as well as gift cards, cannot be returned or exchanged.

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When will I get my order?

Once you place your order, we batch and send it to our fulfillment partner during our next processing run (9 AM, 1 PM, or 5 PM CST, Mon–Sat). They typically take 1–3 business days to print and pack your items. After that, transit times are:

  • 2–7 business days (remote areas may add 7–12 days)
  • 7–21 business days

You’ll receive a tracking link by email once your order ships. You can also check order status inside your customer account.

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Where are your products manufactured?

All of our items are made to order by our network of trusted partners. Depending on the product and your shipping address, your order may be produced in one of our U.S. facilities or by an international partner. This on-demand model lets us keep inventory low, cut waste, and ensure each piece is made just for you.

How much does shipping cost?

Shipping costs vary by product size, weight, and destination. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

Orders over $99 qualify for free standard shipping. Expedited and international rates are calculated at checkout.

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