Welcome to our Collections Corral, the complete roundup of gear, goodies, and barn-ready essentials for every stubborn soul.
From Barn Bins filled with rugged threads and home accents, to Custom Corral personalization, Top Trotters fan-favorites, and seasonal Holiday Hoedown exclusives, each collection is herded together so you can easily find your next long-ear-approved treasure.
Saddle up and browse every corner of Half-Ass Couture’s pasture of pride!
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Barn Bins
Barnwear
Barnyard Badass
Barnyard Banter
Burro Bling
Custom Corral
Farmhand Favorites
Gift Bundles
Holiday Hoedown
Home & The Range
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Just Unloaded
Last Chance
Limited Edition Drops
Saving Asses
Steals & Deals
Top Trotters
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You have 30 days from delivery to return unworn, non-custom items with tags for a refund or exchange. Custom or personalized products are only returnable if damaged or misprinted.
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Yes—items marked Final Sale or Clearance, as well as gift cards, cannot be returned or exchanged.
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Once you place your order, we send it to fulfillment 4 hours later. You can edit or cancel your order during that 4 hour window by logging into your customer account. Our fulfillment partner typically takes 1–3 business days to print and pack your items. After that, transit times are:
You’ll receive a tracking link by email once your order ships. You can also check order status inside your customer account.
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All of our items are made to order by our network of trusted partners. Depending on the product and your shipping address, your order may be produced in one of our U.S. facilities or by an international partner. This on-demand model lets us keep inventory low, cut waste, and ensure each piece is made just for you.
Shipping costs vary by product size, weight, and destination. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.
Orders over $99 qualify for free standard US shipping. Expedited and international rates are calculated at checkout.
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