Bad Ass to the Core Candle

Your burro’s got attitude, and now your autumn candle does too. This one’s crisp, spicy, and entirely too bold to be basic. It starts with the juicy snap of orchard-fresh apple, spins through sun-warmed citrus, and finishes with a mule kick of cinnamon, clove, and cedarwood. It’s like fall galloped into your kitchen, knocked over the apple basket, and smirked while doing it.

Perfect for hayrides, pie-baking marathons, and that moment when you realize flannel is a personality. Whether you're crunching leaves or crunching deadlines, this candle's got your back with barnyard sass and fall-girl glory.

🌳 Orchard Sass in a Jar
Smells like you’re strutting through an apple orchard in boots that mean business. With your donkey. Obviously.

🚫 Zero Basic Energy
No vanilla overload or flat spice here. Just ripe fruit, warm woods, and a spicy edge that kicks like a mule in a corn maze.

🐎Your Barn’s Signature Fall Scent
Better than any pumpkin-spice anything. This is the autumn air you wish you could bottle. And so we did.

🎁 Gift-Worthy for Your Herd
Perfect for fellow farm girls, the one farrier your zestiest donkey actually stands for, or that cousin who always swipes your best candles. A guaranteed fall favorite.

✨ Clean and Conscientious
Each candle is made with 100% soy wax and a cotton wick. It’s vegan, cruelty-free, and free from toxins and phthalates.

🕯️ Long-Lasting Burn
You’ll get 50 to 60 hours of steady burn time—plenty of cozy evenings, stall-cleaning rewards, or porch-sitting sessions.

🌿 Naturally Scented
This fragrance is blended with essential oils for a warm, fruit-forward scent that’s bold without being overpowering.

🍶 Reusable Glass Jar
After the wax is gone, reuse the clear glass jar for craft supplies, hardware, or a new pour of your own favorite scent.

✅ Safety Compliant
Tested and certified to meet national safety standards. Burns cleanly and evenly when used as directed.

Never leave a lit candle unattended. Your donkey might be trustworthy, but fire is not.

Keep away from anything that brays, barks, or burns. That includes kids, pets, and flammable clutter.

Trim the wick to ¼ inch before each use. A short wick means less smoke, less mess, and a longer-lasting burn.

Let it burn edge to edge on the first go. That melts the whole surface evenly and keeps it from tunneling like a bored goat.

Keep the wax pool clean. No hay, hoof trimmings, or mystery floaters allowed. A tidy melt makes for a happy flame.

Choose your favorite scent in the collection. Each candle comes in a clear glass jar with a black lid and crisp white label.

Light it up when you need a fall mood boost, a moment of calm, or a burst of apple-spiced sass.

Gift it to your favorite mule mama, burro-loving sister, or your future self for surviving the mucking season.

Post a candle-lit selfie with your herd and tag us at #BarnyardBadass. We'll pretend not to see the apple fritters.

⚠️ Warning: May cause spontaneous orchard cravings, foot stomps of approval from your sassiest donkey, and an urgent need to knit something while side-eyeing a pie. ⚠️