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Cozy Ass Cuddle Fest Candle

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Cozy Ass Cuddle Fest Candle

$15.99 USD $19.99 USD

When the frost hits the hayloft and your burro breath fogs the barn window—it’s cozy season, baby. This hand-poured soy candle wraps you in spicy orange, smoky fir, and pine like a well-worn flannel, without the hay dust.

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Description

When the frost hits the hayloft and your burro breath fogs the barn window—it’s cozy season, baby.

This hand-poured soy candle wraps you in spicy orange, smoky fir, and pine like a well-worn flannel, without the hay dust. Whether you’re snuggling your herd or soaking in a tub after stall duty, Cozy Ass Cuddle Fest brings the warmth (and the sass) home.

Why You’ll Love It

🔥 Cozy Season in a Jar
Smells like flannel hugs, fresh hay, and the first spark of a crackling fire. Light it up and you’re instantly in snuggle mode.

🐴 Burro-Warm Vibes Only
Perfect for winding down after mucking stalls or watching the herd nap. This spicy-fir blend wraps you up in well-earned calm.

🛋️ Hayloft Meets Hygge
Neutral label fits right in with barn-chic or couch-cowgirl décor. This candle makes your cozy corner even cozier.

🎁 The Gift That Brays Back
Ideal for the herdmate who deserves more than grocery-store candles. Or your sister who keeps “borrowing” yours.

Product Features

✨ Clean-Burning and Eco-Friendly
Made with 100% soy wax and cotton wicks. Vegan, cruelty-free, and free from toxins or phthalates.

🕯️ Long Burn Time
Each candle burns for 50 to 60 hours. That’s plenty of cozy for stormy nights, long baths, or barn gossip sessions.

🌿 Essential-Oil Infused
Blended with real essential oils like fir, orange, clove, and cinnamon. Smells like actual comfort, not fake potpourri.

🍶 Reusable Glass Vessel
When the candle’s gone, reuse the jar as a planter, pencil cup, mini hay feeder, or refill it for another round.

✅ Safety Standard Compliant
Made to meet national candle safety guidelines. Cozy without the chaos.

Care Instructions

Always burn within sight, away from children, pets, and flammable items.

Trim wick to ¼″ before each lighting for an even flame.

Keep the wax pool clear of debris to ensure a clean, consistent burn.

How to Use

Select your favorite variety. Each jar is clear glass with a black lid, white wax, and white label.

Then light, lean back, and let barn-dust and brays melt away in your personal sanctuary.

Share the love and gift a candle for special moments (“Remember When Jasper Got Stuck in the Hay Ring AGAIN?”), holidays, or just because.

Post a candlelit “ass-tonishing” selfie with your herd. Tag us with #BarnyardBadass for a chance to be featured!

Warning: May induce spontaneous braying, random fits of laughter, and an irresistible urge to cuddle your donkey. Ready to donkey up your life?

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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?

You have 30 days from delivery to return unworn, non-custom items with tags for a refund or exchange. Custom or personalized products are only returnable if damaged or misprinted.

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Are any purchases final sale?


Yes—items marked Final Sale or Clearance, as well as gift cards, cannot be returned or exchanged.

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Once you place your order, we send it to fulfillment 4 hours later. You can edit or cancel your order during that 4 hour window by logging into your customer account. Our fulfillment partner typically takes 1–3 business days to print and pack your items. After that, transit times are:

  • US: 2–7 business days (remote areas may add 7–12 days)
  • International: 7–30 business days

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All of our items are made to order by our network of trusted partners. Depending on the product and your shipping address, your order may be produced in one of our U.S. facilities or by an international partner. This on-demand model lets us keep inventory low, cut waste, and ensure each piece is made just for you.
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Orders over $99 qualify for free standard US shipping. Expedited and international rates are calculated at checkout.

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