Freshly Washed Ass Candle

Like rolling in dew-kissed cotton at sunrise.
Crisp morning feels, donkey-style.

Smells like clean sheets, soft snouts, and the kind of fresh start you only get after a long night of braying at the moon. With cotton blossom and linen layered over a soft violet base, this candle gives your home that barn-fresh breeze without needing to wrangle a single clothesline. It’s the scent of your best laundry day, minus the hauling.

🌤️ Barnyard Breeze in a Jar
Brings that fresh-out-the-washer energy to your space, whether it’s the mudroom, the feed shed, or your bedroom sanctuary.

🐴 Crisp Without the Chemical Sting
Smells clean, not fake. Your nose will thank you, your donkey might lean in closer.

🛁 Perfect for Post-Chore Reset
Light it after mucking stalls, airing bedding, or flopping down with your herd. Instant refresh.

🎁 Giftable for Neat Freaks & Nose Snobs
Know someone who loves that “clean linen” scent but also loves donkeys? You just found their signature candle.

✨ Clean-Burning and Non-Toxic
This candle is made with 100% soy wax and a cotton wick. It’s free from toxins, phthalates, and anything that doesn’t belong in your barn—or your lungs.

🕯️ Long-Lasting Glow
Each 9 oz jar offers 50 to 60 hours of fresh-scented burn time. It’s perfect for slow mornings, late-night laundry folding, or post-stall reset rituals.

🌸 Essential-Oil Enhanced
The fragrance blend includes cotton blossom and violet, with a hint of essential oils to evoke crisp, line-dried linens without overwhelming sensitive noses.

🍶 Reusable Glass Jar
Once the candle is finished, the clear glass vessel can be reused as a planter, a pen holder, or a place to stash donkey treats (we won’t judge).

✅ Safety Standard Compliant
Tested and compliant with national candle safety standards, so you can enjoy peace of mind while you bask in barn-fresh serenity.

🕵️♀️ Always keep candles within sight
Never leave a lit flame unattended. That includes during barn chores, snack breaks, or impromptu donkey photoshoots.

🐾 Keep away from pets, children, and flammables
We know your burro is basically family, but this flame doesn’t need help redecorating the place.

✂️ Trim the wick before each burn
Snip it to ¼ inch before lighting. This helps your candle burn evenly and reduces pesky soot.

🧹 Keep the wax pool clean
Remove any charred bits or hay dust to keep that glow smooth and steady.

🕯️ Pick your scent (you’re currently loving that barn-fresh laundry vibe). Each 9 oz candle comes in a clear glass jar with a white label and black lid. Light it up, breathe deep, and let the scent of clean cotton and crisp morning air take over.

📸 Don’t forget to share your candlelit moment. Extra points if your donkey photobombs! Tag us at #BarnyardBadass to show off that fresh-ass glow.

⚠️ Warning: May cause a sudden urge to do laundry, organize your tack room, or sniff your donkey’s freshly brushed butt. Use with care. ⚠️