Hot Ass Cinnamon Roll Candle

Like your burro’s morning kick-start: spicy cinnamon bun meets creamy vanilla comfort.

Start your morning with a bray and a blast of sugar-spice goodness. This candle smells like someone just pulled fresh cinnamon rolls from the oven and left them in the tack room—still warm, still gooey, and absolutely unacceptable to resist. The creamy vanilla swirl keeps things cozy, while a grounding touch of balsam adds just enough depth to keep it from going full bakery chaos.

Whether you're brewing coffee after chores or winding down with barn-dusted boots still on, this is the scent that says you made it. Light it up when the herd’s still sleeping and the world is (blissfully) quiet.

☕ Mornings Feel Softer
The warm cinnamon-vanilla blend makes early hours feel like a slow Sunday… even if you’re already covered in hay.

🔥 Zero Baking Required
Get all the joy of homemade cinnamon rolls without flour, dishes, or cleanup.

🧣 Cozy as Hell
Pairs beautifully with knit blankets, donkey snuggles, and that hoodie you "borrowed" from your partner.

🎁 Sweet Gift for a Spicy Soul
Perfect for that friend who’s sweet with a side of sass... or for yourself, because damn it, you deserve nice things.

🕯️ Clean-Burning and Eco-Friendly
Made with 100% soy wax and cotton wicks. Vegan, cruelty-free, and free from toxins or phthalates for a safer burn.

⏳ Extended Burn Time
Each 9 oz candle provides 50–60 hours of cozy scent, perfect for long mornings or drawn-out evenings in the barn.

🌿 Essential Oil Infused
Blended with natural essential oils for a warm, comforting scent that fills your space without overwhelming it.

🍶 Reusable Glass Jar
Once the candle's gone, reuse the clear glass vessel for plants, pens, or your emergency googly eyes stash.

✅ Safety Compliant
Tested and approved to meet standard safety guidelines. Burns steady and reliable—unlike your neighbor’s rooster.

Always burn your candle within sight and never leave it unattended.

Keep away from anything that can catch fire, like hay piles, curtain tails, or curious donkeys.

Trim wick to ¼″ before lighting to keep the flame steady and soot-free.

Let the wax melt all the way to the edge on the first burn to avoid tunneling.

Keep the wax pool free of debris (no cinnamon dust, loose threads, or match bits).

Pick your preferred scent and let us send it out expeditiously. Each jar is clear glass with white soy wax, a black lid, and a minimalist label.

Light it up. Breathe deep. Pretend you made cinnamon rolls from scratch. 

Gift one to your favorite barn mate or that friend who needs a cozy kick in the senses.

Reuse the jar for whatever your heart (or chaos drawer) desires, like emergency googly eyes, mystery keys, or rogue buttons that lost their shirts.

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⚠️ Warning: May trigger snack cravings, spontaneous baking sprees, or intense side-eyes from your donkey who definitely smells that you didn’t share. ⚠️