Salty Ass Beach Candle

A briny breeze. A bold bray. A beach day for your burro-lovin’ soul.

Saddle up for seaside sass with the Salty Ass Beach soy candle, a cheeky escape for Donkey Devotees who dream of sand between their hooves. Whether you’re basking in the afterglow of a long day mucking stalls or just need a mental vacay, this bracing ocean-meets-musk blend brings coastal calm and barnyard badassery to any room.

🌊 Bold Beach Vibes, Burro Edition
Salty ozone and ocean air swirl with sandalwood and musk, evoking a windswept trot down a hidden dune trail.

🐴 Sassy Serenity, Donkey-Style
Perfect for post-muck zen or escaping the chaos of the herd. Let the salty musk swirl the barn dust right outta your mood.

🪑 Coastal Farmhouse Core
Looks chic on your shelf, smells like a sea-sprayed daydream. It’s the beach-meets-barn fusion you didn’t know you needed.

🎁 Gifting Gold for the Herd
For the sister who needs a laugh, the farm friend who dreams of dunes, or your own damn self, because you deserve more than pine-scented mediocrity.

✨ Clean-Burning & Eco-Friendly
Made with 100% soy wax and cotton wicks, vegan, cruelty-free, and free of toxins or phthalates.

🕯️ Long Burn Time
Enjoy 50–60 hours of cozy glow per candle. That’s a whole lotta ambiance for your stall, porch, or clawfoot tub moment.

🌿 Essential-Oil Infused
Each scent is carefully blended with natural essential oils for a smell-good, feel-good experience.

🍶 Reusable Glass Vessel
Once the flame’s out, give the jar a second life as a planter, pencil cup, mini hay feeder, or candle refill container.

✅ Safety Standard Compliant
Burn worry-free with candles that meet national safety guidelines and behave better than your neighbor’s goat.

Always burn within sight, away from children, pets, and flammable items.

Trim wick to ¼″ before each lighting for an even flame.

Keep the wax pool clear of debris to ensure a clean, consistent burn.

Select your favorite variety. Each jar is clear glass with a black lid, white wax, and white label.

Then light, lean back, and let barn-dust and brays melt away in your personal sanctuary.

Share the love and gift a candle for special moments (“Remember When Jasper Got Stuck in the Hay Ring AGAIN?”), holidays, or just because.

Post a candlelit “ass-tonishing” selfie with your herd. Tag us with #BarnyardBadass for a chance to be featured!

Warning: May induce spontaneous braying, random fits of laughter, and an irresistible urge to cuddle your donkey. Ready to donkey up your life?