Barnyard Badass Collection – Sassy Gifts for Donkey Lovers – Half-Ass Couture

Barnyard Badass

Free Standard
U.S. Shipping
Over $99

Orders over $99 ship on us.
Fast barn-to-porch delivery, Mon–Sat.

30-Day
Hee-Haw Happiness
Guarantee

Didn’t love it? Send it back!
No fuss, no “half-assed” fine print.

We Love Our
Rescue Friends
and Advocates

10% of every sale supports our
mule and donkey rescue partners.

Forged in rural North Dakota daydreams and donkey devotion, our collections are built for burro-hearted souls who wear their stubborn pride as boldly as their favorite hoodie.

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Frequently asked questions

You have 30 days from delivery to return unworn, non-custom items with tags for a refund or exchange. Custom or personalized products are only returnable if damaged or misprinted.

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Yes—items marked Final Sale or Clearance, as well as gift cards, cannot be returned or exchanged.

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Once you place your order, we send it to fulfillment 4 hours later. You can edit or cancel your order during that 4 hour window by logging into your customer account. Our fulfillment partner typically takes 1–3 business days to print and pack your items. After that, transit times are:

US: 2–7 business days (remote areas may add 7–12 days)
International: 7–30 business days

You’ll receive a tracking link by email once your order ships. You can also check order status inside your customer account.

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All of our items are made to order by our network of trusted partners. Depending on the product and your shipping address, your order may be produced in one of our U.S. facilities or by an international partner. This on-demand model lets us keep inventory low, cut waste, and ensure each piece is made just for you.

Shipping costs vary by product size, weight, and destination. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

Orders over $99 qualify for free standard US shipping. Expedited and international rates are calculated at checkout.

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