Ask Me About My Ass – Floral Donkey & Mule Kiss-Cut Sticker

Sweet, cheeky, and unmistakably donkey. The Ask Me About My Ass sticker pairs a hand-painted long-ear portrait with daisies, roses, and a flowing script—soft and pretty with a playful wink. The kiss-cut silhouette and white border make the artwork pop on any color.

Stick it where your life happens: tack box, trailer window, water bottle, grooming tote, laptop, clipboard, or cooler. It’s the kind of sticker that makes people smile and say, “Okay, tell me about your donkey,” so stories (and new barn friends) show up wherever your gear goes. It’s a small treat that brightens chores and road miles, and an easy gift for anyone who loves long-ears.

Printed on durable vinyl with a removable adhesive for easy application and clean removal (you can lift and re-smooth while applying; not meant for repeated re-sticking). Water, scratch, and UV resistant for everyday barn use with a smooth satin finish that keeps the art clear. Available in four sizes—go subtle on bottles or bold on the trailer.

Built for real life:

• Removable vinyl adhesive → easy application & clean removal → you can lift and re-smooth while applying; not designed for repeated re-sticking.

• Water, scratch & UV resistant → holds up to sun, splashes, and barn dust → colors stay bright for up to ~3 years outdoors.

• Satin finish, high-resolution print → polished look without harsh glare → art stays crisp on bottles and trailers.

• Four sizes → bottle-friendly to trailer-door bold → pick the scale that fits your setup.

If you’ve got a donkey or mule, this is your instant conversation starter, sweet enough for grandma, spicy enough for the barn aisle.

• Instant icebreaker for donkey & mule people

• Pretty floral art + playful phrase (cute without being crude)

• Barn-ready durability for sun, dust, wipe-downs, and road miles

• Easy on, clean off—no sticky residue when you change your mind

• Sticks almost anywhere—bottles, tack trunks, trailer doors, laptops

• Four sizes so you can go subtle or statement

• Kiss-cut silhouette with clean white border

• Removable vinyl adhesive for easy application & clean removal (not intended for repeated re-application)

• Water, scratch & UV resistant (outdoor rated ≈3 years)

• Satin finish with vibrant, high-resolution print

• Applies best to hard, smooth surfaces: plastic, metal, glass, finished wood

• Indoor/Outdoor safe

• Clean and dry the surface; apply, smoothing from center outward.
  

• To remove, warm gently (sunlight or low warm air) and peel slowly.

• Wipe clean with water and a soft cloth.