Ask Me About My Ass – Floral Donkey & Mule Kiss-Cut Sticker

Got a donkey or mule? This sticker does the introductions for you.
The Ask Me About My Ass – Floral Donkey & Mule Kiss-Cut Sticker features a hand-painted donkey portrait topped with a flower crown and playful script—equal parts classy and cheeky. It’s the kind of decal that makes barn friends smile and strangers ask for the story.

Stick it where your life happens: tack boxes, trailer windows, water bottles, clipboards, laptops—any hard, smooth surface. The kiss-cut shape keeps the floral silhouette crisp, and the white border makes the art pop on light or dark gear.

Built for real use:

• Removable vinyl adhesive → easy on, easy off → reposition without residue when you change your mind.

• Water, scratch & UV-resistant → barn, sun, and road-grime ready → colors stay bright for ~3 years outdoors.

• Satin finish, high-resolution print → no cheap glare → art looks painterly up close and readable from a distance.

• Four sizes → bottle, laptop, tack trunk, or trailer-door statement → pick the scale that fits your setup.

Whether you’re a donkey mom, mule skinner, 4-H kid, or ranch-adjacent human, this funny donkey/mule sticker is an instant conversation starter—and a perfect small gift for your barn crew.

Add it to cart and stick your donkey pride where everyone can see it.

• Instant conversation starter for donkey & mule folks

• Pretty-meets-sassy art (flower crown + cheeky phrase)

• Barn-ready durability—sun, dust, splashes, wipe-downs

• Removable + repositionable—no sticky residue

• Great gift for donkey moms, ranch hands, 4-H & friends

• Sticks almost anywhere—bottles, tack trunks, trailer doors, laptops

• Four sizes so you can go subtle or trailer-door bold

• Kiss-cut silhouette with clean white border

• Premium removable vinyl adhesive

• Water, scratch & UV-resistant (outdoor rated ~3 years)

• Satin finish with vibrant, high-resolution print

• Applies best to hard, smooth surfaces: plastic, metal, glass, finished wood

• Indoor/Outdoor safe

Clean the surface, apply to a dry smooth area, and wipe with water/soft cloth. Indoor/outdoor safe.