Some jokes are timeless. This Ask Me About My Ass sticker wears a vintage Western badge—sun-faded, distressed ring, star accents, and a bandana-wearing burro—so it looks like it wandered off an old feed-store sign or rodeo poster. The palette is warm rust and cream, the lines are bold enough to read across an aisle, and the white kiss-cut border makes it pop on light or dark gear. It’s cheeky without being crude, the perfect wink for long-ear people. Slap it on tack boxes, trailer windows, water bottles, laptops, clipboards, grooming totes, arena buckets, or your cooler—go small for bottles or size up for trailer-door statement.
Printed on durable vinyl with a crisp kiss-cut silhouette and white border, the art pops on light or dark surfaces.
Built for real life:
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Removable adhesive → easy application & clean removal → you can lift and re-smooth while applying; not designed for repeated re-sticking.
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Water, scratch & UV resistant → barn dust, sun, and road trips → colors stay bright for up to ~3 years outdoors.
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Satin finish, high-resolution print → polished look without harsh glare → reads clearly across the aisle or arena.
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Four sizes → from bottle-friendly to trailer-door bold → pick the scale that fits your setup.
If you’ve got a donkey or mule, this is your conversation starter—cute, classic, and a little unhinged in the best way.
Why You’ll Love It
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Instant icebreaker for donkey & mule folks
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Barn-ready durability for sun, dust, wipe-downs, and road miles
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Easy on, clean off—no sticky residue when you change your mind
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Great gift for donkey moms, ranch hands, 4-H, and long-ear friends
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Sticks almost anywhere—bottles, tack trunks, trailer doors, laptops
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Four sizes so you can go subtle or statement
Features
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Kiss-cut silhouette with clean white border
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Removable vinyl adhesive for easy application & clean removal (not intended for repeated re-application)
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Water, scratch & UV resistant (outdoor rated ≈3 years)
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Satin finish with vibrant, high-resolution print
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Applies best to hard, smooth surfaces: plastic, metal, glass, finished wood
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Indoor/Outdoor safe
Care & Application
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Clean and dry the surface; apply, smoothing from center outward.
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To remove, warm gently and peel slowly.
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Wipe clean with water and a soft cloth.