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Hay Dealer Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

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Hay Dealer Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

$23.99 USD $29.99 USD

From your donkey’s POV, you’re not the owner... You’re the Hay Dealer. This easy, durable tee makes it official.

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

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Description

Same grin—lighter layer. Hay Dealer puts our trench-coat “supplier” and skeptical long-ear front and center in a retro ranch comic frame with bold, distressed HAY DEALER type. It’s a wink for feed runs, barn checks, and errand days—easy with jeans, breezy under a flannel.

Printed on the Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton: a year-round 5.3 oz/yd² jersey made from 100% cotton (fiber content varies on heathers). The tubular knit body means no side seams rubbing under the arms, while shoulder-to-shoulder tape and a ribbed crew collar help the shirt keep its shape. A tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. Made with ethically grown U.S. cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified for safety and quality.

Why you’ll love it

Instant barn icebreaker: your donkey’s POV in big letters; expect smiles (and stories) in the feed aisle.
Chore-to-town comfy: breathable tee you can work in, then wear to coffee without changing.
No-fuss feel: nothing scratchy or rubby; throw it on and forget it while you get stuff done.
Washes like a champ: handles barn grit and frequent spins so the joke and shape keep showing up.
Color-friendly to barn life: pairs with jeans and flannels; darker shades help hide hay dust.
Fits the whole crew: unisex S–5XL; size true for classic, up for slouchy.
Great gift: donkey moms/dads, mule folks, 4-H leaders, and your favorite hay guy will get the wink.
Layer-ready: pairs under the Hay Dealer hoodie on chilly mornings.

Why it’s great

5.3 oz heavy cotton → substantial feel without bulk → perfect barn-to-town tee
Tubular knit (no side seams) → smooth underarm comfort → fewer rub points while working
Shoulder tape + ribbed collar → better shape retention → looks good wash after wash
Tear-away label → no scratchy tag
Ethically grown U.S. cotton → cozy with a conscience

Features

Gildan 5000 unisex heavy cotton tee
100% cotton solid colors (heathers & certain colors are cotton/poly blends)
5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) medium fabric
Tubular knit body (no side seams)
Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
Ribbed knit crew collar

Care

Machine wash cold with like colors.

Tumble dry low.

Do not iron decoration.

Do not dry clean.

Non-chlorine bleach as needed.

Sizes & fit

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Classic unisex fit—true to size for most. Size up for a roomier, chore-ready fit.
Tolerance ±1.5 in.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

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US: 2–7 business days (remote areas may add 7–12 days)
International: 7–30 business days

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All of our items are made to order by our network of trusted partners. Depending on the product and your shipping address, your order may be produced in one of our U.S. facilities or by an international partner. This on-demand model lets us keep inventory low, cut waste, and ensure each piece is made just for you.