Step right up, folks: behold the UnbelievaBurro — half butter, half burro, all state-fair legend. If you’ve ever strolled through the state fair dairy building and thought, “I can’t believe it’s not margarine… or maybe I can’t believe it’s a mule,” this shirt is for you.
Inspired by those marvelous butter sculptures, this tee is buttery smooth, barnyard bold, and churned with the kind of stubborn pride only a donkey mom could appreciate. In French, beurre means butter. In Italian, burro means butter. In Spanish, burro means... donkey. Gotcha! And now, in glorious Midwest tradition, UnbelievaBurro means you get to wear a prize-winning dairy donkey on your chest.
Soft cotton comfort, fairground flair, and enough wordplay to keep you smiling from the hay barn to the Ferris wheel. Light it up with flannel, pair it with jeans, or strut into the barn like you just won the blue ribbon for “Most Likely To Be Made Out of Dairy.” (Hi, it's me. I'm made out of dairy.)
Just a t-shirt? It’s a butter tribute, a barn joke, and a state fair fever dream, all wrapped up in one creamy-soft tee.
🧡 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
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Inside joke you can wear: The butter burro, a barnyard wink that only donkey people truly get.
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Fairground nostalgia: A little slice of summer fair magic without standing in line for deep-fried everything.
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Conversation starter: Expect smiles, questions, and “where did you get that?” every time you wear it.
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Proof of personality: You’re not here for boring basics. This says you’ve got humor, spreadable charm, and donkey pride in equal measure.
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Belongs in the barn (and beyond): Works for feed runs, vet days, coffee with friends, and Saturday at the fair.
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Made for your people: Perfect gift for adopters, fosters, and every stubborn-souled donkey mom who deserves a laugh.
✅ FEATURES
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Super soft, lightweight cotton blend for all-day comfort
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Classic unisex fit that flatters real bodies and real barn days
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Tear-away label for zero itch
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Vibrant DTG print with buttery boldness
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Ethically sourced cotton, made with sustainable practices
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Sizes XS to 5XL so no donkey mom gets left behind
🎨 COLORS
Choose your flavor of chaos:
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White
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Sport Grey
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Dark Chocolate
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Natural
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Cornsilk
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Daisy
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Military Green
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Dark Heather
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Tropical Blue
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Light Blue
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Heather Royal
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Heather Indigo
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Sapphire
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Royal
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Navy
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Heather Navy
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Heather Red
📏 SIZES
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
(See size chart in photos for a better fit than your favorite fair fries.)
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS
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Wash cold with like colors
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Tumble dry low or hang on line
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Iron low if needed
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Do not bleach or dry clean
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Butter sculpture not included
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
🔍 META TITLE
UnbelievaBurro T-Shirt – County Fair Butter Donkey Tee for Animal Lovers
📝 META DESCRIPTION
Celebrate barnyard nonsense with the UnbelievaBurro tee! This soft cotton shirt features a proud butter donkey sculpture in full fairground glory. Sizes XS–5XL in moody or playful colors. Ridiculous, rural, and 100% donkey mom approved.