Curry-Comb That Ass Candle

Shed the stress... literally. Inspired by the endless fluff of shedding season and the spicy chaos of barn life, Curry-Comb That Ass delivers warm, creamy comfort with a kick. It’s like brushing your favorite burro while wrapped in a coconut-cardamom daydream.

🥥 Spicy-Smooth Escape
Zesty lemon and buttery warmth melt into creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and cardamom, all wrapped in a sweet, musky hug. Like a barnyard chai with serious snuggle energy.

🧼 Soft as Shed-Season Underfluff
Smells like that one fuzzy burro who insists on standing too close while you groom. Comforting, nuzzly, and just weirdly perfect.

🛋️ Muck Boots Off, Hoodie On
Light it up after chores, pull on your coziest layers, and let the scent brush the dust right off your day.

🎁 Grooming Kit, But Make It Candle
A perfect gift for the donkey lover who already owns five curry combs and still keeps buying more. (You know who you are.)

✨ Clean-Burning & Eco-Friendly
100% soy wax with cotton wicks. Vegan, cruelty-free, and free of toxins or phthalates. Burns cleaner than your burro’s reputation.

🕯️ Long Burn Time
Each candle delivers 50–60 hours of warm, spicy snuggle fuel. That’s a whole lotta ambiance for your stall office, couch, or tub soak with hoof sounds in the distance.

🌿 Essential-Oil Infused
Fragrance is blended with natural essential oils to keep the vibe soft, grounded, and just the right amount of spicy.

🍶 Reusable Glass Vessel
When the wax is gone, keep the jar. Use it for brushes, snacks, hay cubes, or refill it with your next badass creation.

✅ Safety Standard Compliant
Tested and behaved better than most barnyard residents. Burn with peace of mind—and maybe a fire extinguisher if you live with goats.

Keep this candle where you can see it. Never leave it burning unattended.

Trim the wick to ¼ inch before lighting to keep the flame steady and clean.

Make sure the wax pool stays free of hay bits, match tips, and rogue donkey fur for the smoothest burn.

Pick your preferred sass level. Each candle comes in a clear glass jar with a black lid, white soy wax, and a crisp, barn-chic label.

Light it up, sink in, and let the scent do the heavy lifting while you decompress from burro chaos.

Give one as a gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because you owe someone for chasing your donkey across three pastures.

Snap a moody glow-up pic with your four-hoofed bestie and tag it with #BarnyardBadass to show off your herd-life style.

⚠️ Side Effects May Include: Sudden giggle fits, emotional support braying, and an uncontrollable desire to nuzzle your burro. Proceed with cozy caution.