Escape To Ass Island Candle

Like your donkey on perpetual vacay:  Exotic fruits & sassy sidekick hijinks.

When the feed bills stack high and the hoofbeats won’t stop, it’s time to light this candle and mentally check out. Escape to Ass Island serves pure tropical escapism in a jar—no passport, sunscreen, or farrier needed. One flick of the match and you’re swaying in a hammock, donkey snoozing nearby, drink in hand, breeze full of mango mischief and sun-warmed sass.

Whether your real-life island is the back porch, a feed room you’ve banned everyone from, or a very determined bubble bath, this one’s for the fruit-loving free spirit with a feral streak.

🍍 Vacation in a Jar
Bright citrus, melon, pineapple, and mango swirl together like a tropical cocktail you didn’t have to shake yourself.

🐴 For Donkeys Who Deserve a Break
You’ve earned this island moment. Let your brain burro off to somewhere far, fruity, and free.

🧘 Instant Mood Shift
Light it and sigh. This blend is made for unwinding after stall duty, hay hauling, or surviving another group text about the bake sale.

🛋️ Beachcore for the Barncore
With a neutral label and white wax, it blends beautifully with your rustic-chic vibe while smelling like vacation rebellion.

🎁 Gifting That Hits the Funny Bone and the Nose
Perfect for the sister who needs a damn break, the burro mom with wanderlust, or yourself—because self-care is lighting this candle and ignoring all the asses.

🕯️ 9 oz Soy Candle
Hand-poured with 100% soy wax and a cotton wick for a clean, even burn that lasts 50–60 hours. Plenty of island time in one little jar.

🌿 Essential Oil Infused
Scented with a juicy blend of citrus, tropical fruit, and earthy musk, balanced with natural essential oils for full-bodied fragrance without overwhelm.

✨ Non-Toxic & Eco-Friendly
Vegan, cruelty-free, and free from phthalates, lead, and other nonsense. Safe for you, your herd, and your hayloft.

🍶 Reusable Glass Vessel
Clear glass jar with a black lid. Once it’s burned down, repurpose it as a planter, pen cup, or tiny beach bar for plastic donkeys. We don’t judge.

✅ Safety Standard Compliant
Meets national safety guidelines, so you can relax while your candle does all the heavy lifting.

Always keep your candle within sight while it’s burning. Donkeys are curious. Don’t tempt fate.

Trim the wick to ¼ inch before each use to keep the flame happy and dancing.

Keep the wax pool free of hay, glitter, or mystery barn bits. A clean top means a smooth burn.

Pick your favorite getaway (this one smells like a donkey-approved tropical escape). Each candle comes in a clear 9 oz glass jar with a black lid, white wax, and minimalist label.

Light it up, exhale deeply, and let the fruity breeze carry you far, far away—even if you’re just hiding in the feed room.

Makes a brilliant gift for burro lovers who need a mental vacation. Or keep it for yourself because, frankly, you deserve to smell like a snack.

Bonus: Snap a candlelit island-selfie with your herd and tag us using #BarnyardBadass for a chance to get featured!

⚠️ Warning: May cause sudden cravings for juicy tropical fruit, daydreams of hooves in the surf, and dangerously high levels of chill. Proceed accordingly. ⚠️